Yes, the following conversation really took place, via IM:
Me: Chris told Rea last night that she can date E.
did I tell you that?
He also told her that teenage boys have boners like 23 hours a day
or maybe 24, I can’t remember
and I noticed we have a mutual friend
and I just sent her a message asking her how she knows him
We went to school with?
I don’t know who he is?
okay, that was lewd
but she’s like, religious
but, like it would be pretty funny, especially since she’s friends with a TON of P’ville moms.
they would all think I was nuts
I am quoting.
Because that would just be gross.
but how did you meet him?
and he also asked me if I had ever had sex with “a black guy.”
Those two things combined, poor grammar and racism
maybe she will ask him first how he knows you
but at least she had STANDARDS.”
This is a mystery shop: Call the spousal abuse hotline and pose as a woman seeking counseling for abuse. This will be a recorded shop through our xxxxx system with very little shop form to fill out. We’re wanting to know how the call center responds to your needs and what advice they give.
Now, maybe if we had had sex someplace weird it would make a better story
but I worry about people judging me
I used to not worry about that
being less anonymous sucks
SS: You should blog about it.
Me: I just now, in rereading this as a blog post,
realize that you asked “What if she asks him first how he knows you?
and I had totally not caught that the first time
SS: Are you going to include the part about the dremel and how I can drill holes in shit?
Me: And now I’m like “holy shit!”
Me: What if he tells her I’m some huge slutbag? That would really suck!
SS: Yeah, hopefully he will be tactful.
Me: Like my blog post?