atrocity

Me: I hate people that read the last page of a book first.
Taylor: Why?
Me: It’s just awful. I mean, seriously, if you came home and said “I robbed a convenience store today” I’d probably be less upset than if you read the last page of a book first… of course, I’m assuming that no one died during the robbery.
Taylor: You’re weird.
Me: But at least my priorities are straight. Robbers can be rehabilitated, but unrepetant end readers, they are unreformable.

Arriving home:
Me: Chris, have you ever read the last page of a book first?
Chris: No.
Me: Good, then we can stay married.
Chris: ??????

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One Response to “atrocity”

  1. mortonmalaise Says:

    Why would anyone do that to themselves? That’s like asking someone how a movie ends before you see it. Bunch of masochistic barbarians.

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